Shaw tech support being retarded, and their service being unreliable.

Also, in my time as a beer rep, I have had two PT Cruisers. We've played games.

Cruiser 1 and I would play a Survival match where it would try to get me killed before it had too many kms on it and died. It tried everything from craptastic brakes to craptastic tires, and my personal favorite, the transmission kicking so hard it made my car skid on ice. I eventually achieved victory. Even in death though, it managed to hold onto one of my CDs in its' icy deathgrip.

Cruiser 2 and I play a different game. It is more a game of Frustration, rather than Survival this time. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice change of pace, but as the name might imply, it IS rather frustrating. It likes to play games with the locks. My company, in their infinite wisdom, only cut the one key, and provided no keyless entry options. Cruiser 2 is aware of this. It likes to lock and unlock the doors seemingly at random. All day. It tries to annoy me by constantly popping the locks up and down all day. I was unloading one day, and only had the hatch open, and it decided to lock the doors on me. I had to crawl in the hatch to unlock the doors.

But TODAY, I was brushing the thing off while it warmed up, thinking, "if I'm nice to it, maybe it will be nice to me". Oddly enough, I was thinking, in the 12 seconds it took to brush off the back window "This would be a bad time for Cruiser 2 to lock me out...". Cruiser 2 actually waited until I'd finished, opened the driver side backseat door, tossed in the snowbrush, and closed the door to lock me out as I was reaching for the driver's door handle. The game of Frustration managed to reach the result of Blind Fury, a previously not experienced level.

That's why you never put anything in something you don't trust.

Yeah Weskimo. Why DID you put your penis in the CD drive in the PT Cruiser?

I`m a sad panda!!!

No N.O. for me this year

My ability to bend keys... I swear I don't mean too!! Also, technology that does not work.

When you build a water cooled computer you have to attach a 1/8" steel bracket to the back of the motherboard, with a sticky foam backing. It's to reinforce the motherboard and prevent condensation.

I removed it, and possibly a fingernail.

Drifting dangerously.

Fucking school, sigh, back I go.

Building a magic deck... I really don't like this part

Get home
Tell Jon about the Nerd Trivia
Ask him about 15-18 out of 20 questions
Realize he would have gotten gold by himself
Wtf?

WOMEN!!!!! why do women have to be my Kryptonite!! WHY JEBUS WHY!!!!!!!



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Gray hair!!! What the fuck!!!!!

anxiety, it is going to be the end of me!

Ab exercises, if they don't kill you, you wish they did.

Brewsters. They have really good microbrew beer, and tons of different types. But if you buy it by the keg, you have to drink it in 4 days or you lose your $150 deposit. So they only cater to drunk retarded frat boys.

In short: Fuck you you fucking morons. I would have purchased upwards of thirty 20L kegs a year from you; now the business goes elsewhere.