Position favorites (MerrGe is NOT to check out this thread!)

Weskimo · Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:52 am

So Jen and I are drunk and decided to start a thread to discuss favorite sexual positions. Go nuts.

Jen tends to be in favor of "plain ol' missionary". It apparently gets her off every time, which works for me. I'm a fan, but also of the other classic standby of the woman being on top.

Seriously, have fun with this thread, boys.

And...here comes DMUSER. :ugh:

DMUSER · Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:54 am

WOO FIRST POST LOLZ

Missionary is good. As is girl on top. Doggie is fun, but sometimes awkward.

Doug · Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:30 pm

Missionary really is the best of all possible worlds.

Runner up is doggy.

But, for the guy, I defy you to find a better position than girl on top where she slips off to give you head in the middle.

Roam · Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:49 pm

I really wish I didn't read this thread... now I know more about all of you than I wanted to know.

Doug · Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:27 pm

Think of it as adding tools to the tool kit.

Roam · Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:10 pm

These are tools that I will never need to use Doug. Ever.

DMUSER · Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:09 am

Roam wrote:

These are tools that I will never need to use Doug. Ever.

You don't have sex or give blowjobs?

BloodLark · Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:19 am

If these are tools for a tool kit I'm still waiting for something unique or innovative. Where is the CNC lathe of sex positions? Anyway I add scissoring, it's very good if you want to fall asleep still interlocked.

Jon Clark · Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:20 am

Roam wrote:

These are tools that I will never need to use Doug. Ever.

You know that little gray case of miniature screwdrivers everybody has? The bare minimum necessary for extremely basic home maintenance?

Yeah.

jen · Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:53 pm

Anyone ever used a sex swing?

Roam · Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:36 pm

DMUSER wrote:

Roam wrote:

These are tools that I will never need to use Doug. Ever.

You don't have sex or give blowjobs?

I take "tools" to mean "information", thus this information about my friends is not something I would keep in my sex "tool kit" because it is something I will never need to put to any use. Everyone likes different things so knowing what you people are into is of no real use to me. On the other hand if this were information about a person I was dating then into the tool kit it would go.

In closing, I never intend to fuck any of you.

Weskimo · Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:34 am

Roam wrote:

DMUSER wrote:

I take "tools" to mean "information", thus this information about my friends is not something I would keep in my sex "tool kit" because it is something I will never need to put to any use. Everyone likes different things so knowing what you people are into is of no real use to me.

I never mind knowing what other people are into. It can give you ideas or a base from which to experiment.

Jon Clark · Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:44 pm

Weskimo wrote:

I never mind knowing what other people are into. It can give you ideas or a base from which to experiment.

oh man these people are disgusting, sex for them must involve some kind of non-euclidean geometry. i could never use any of this information, ugh

jen · Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:02 pm

Hey the sex show is coming up, its on Brannigan weekend, and I wanna go!! Anyone interested?

Kristina · Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:16 pm

I like Leigh's scissoring position.

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